OH NO YOU DIDUNNNNN BADAZZZ!

Omg you tell 'em like it is soul sistah!
You the most badass chic ever to walk the streets of MSW!!!

OMG LOL UR LYF IS SO INTERESTIN I WANT TO BE U PLZ PLZ PLZZZ

I absolutely abhor posts like this. Nobody cares about your boring school life or your shitty taste in music. Please stop bumping your own crappy topic.

Don't bother asking to write for us*

We're not one of those blogs that allows just anybody who asks to post.
We have standards.

Unless you're cool okay.

exahoe exahoe Snc

stupid things nubs do.

exhibit A:

haha darling, nice try. we have been here from the beginning. so trying to come and pretend you are some "old msw'r" who was friends with the grandparents of msw, is quite pathetic. give up the ruse, and be the normal nub you're meant to be. and, if, somehow, i am wrong and you were in msw quite a while ago, then you must have been like some of the people below, because i have no recollection of you, and i recall all people of any importance with great detail.

exhibit b:

What the hell is this? it is not very often that i am bewildered by really any stardoll occurence, but this is quite unorthodox. i clicked on this topic solely to get a screenshot of a pathetic nub trying to get passes from morons who fall for the ruse everytime, but i came upon these random lyrics instead. horrid lyrics... is this your way of getting attention? for what? i see no reason to draw attention to lyrics of any kind, especially this shit, if you have joined today.

exhibit c:

well, as i clicked on this pathetic topic, i knew it would be some plea for money for an imaginary cause that we are supposed to feel guilty about. this is a bit vague, don't you think dear? do you want us to buy that hideous object on your head from you, or what?  and no, no, no, i do NOT like your brilliantly phrased "spotty headband". child, it looks like some cruel person tied duct tape around your head and pasted on refridgerator magnets they stole from a preschool play kitchen. yes, yes it is an epic fail, i am not going to say "OH NO ITS GREAT I WILL BUY IT OMG OMG ME 2"



these are the few examples i have access to at the time, perhaps more later

kisskiss

When Will You Realize

oh, dear, when will you realize that we don't care? most likely you are making this story up for attention and sympathy, and even if it is true, why should we care? some of us aren't shallow enough to lick the asses of anyone with the 4000 sp hair, darling. most won't believe you, and if you don't want to be scammed, don't get into a situation where you could be. we can't protect you from your own stupidity, and frankly, i have no sympathy for those with such low intellegence

kisskiss

I see many hate blogs popping up!

Back in the days of llama and cookie loving msw, if anyone made a hate blog there would be an uproar and everyone would post things like 'no hate! we're a family' And it annoyed people so much. Now, 'Hate blogs' are not so much hate but crass shit written about a person who has annoyed you in anyway, maybe by calling you a nub or insulting your doll which is oh so close to your heart. The problem with these blogs are that they're a copy of any other blog; 'Oh I'll look and just write about a random noob because I want to seem hard!'. But, the problem is, none of them have any wit or intelligent humour in a single cell. Which is why reading them is like waiting for an inanimate object to move; i.e They're brain fryingly dull. So if you are going to attempt at hating, do take a leaf out of our book and expand your oh so narrow vocabulary.

kiss diss charli x

In times of trouble there is one noble woman willing to defend them all.

Oh noble woman, oh valiant soul. Protecting the needy, defending the weak!
Truly the greatest Superhero MSW has ever seen!
YOU GO GURLFRAN!!!!!1111!!111

exahoe exahoe Snc