Nosy Parkers

Thursday, 17 November 2011

OmG sKiTtLeS u SoOoOo FunNaY!

Just stop it 'Skittles'. You're not remotely funny. You're never going to properly fit in here. Acting like a badass doesn't suit you we can all see right through the act and it's not going to get you anywhere.

You may think you're too cool for DC now but trust me everybody else is hoping you'll just waddle on home tail between your legs. You're a silly little girl trying to fit in and it's blatantly obvious.

And the doll, oh lawdy lawdy the doll. Every time I see it I feel like bitching at you just for having a stupid ass doll. Luminescent orange skin and gray hair? Did you honestly think that that was a good look you have going on? The terribly, terribly done make up is a different story entirely. Seriously.

PS SKITTLES IS A FUCKING STUPID NICKNAME

exahoe exahoe Snc

1000 views in just over 24 hours

Aw shucks guys.
We're chuffed.

Being popular doesn't matter okay? Okay? SERIOUSLY OKAY?!?!?

So this post is about a major pet peeve of mine. Namely nubs and nooblets pretending that being popular doesn't matter to them. Sure I can imagine that there are some MSWers out there who have been in MSW so long that they are confident in themselves and don't give two shits about other people knowing who they are or how popular or unpopular other people consider them to be. (BelindaEjeber springs to mind) But random noobs in denial not so much.

Secondly, claiming that we 'Have no lives' just because we're popular is ridiculous.
Surprisingly enough I somehow manage to balance an entire life around using the internet.
Seriously! Time enough for socialising, eating, studying and sometimes even sleeping!
Crazy, huh.
exahoe exahoe Snc

OH NO YOU DIDUNNNNN BADAZZZ!

Omg you tell 'em like it is soul sistah!
You the most badass chic ever to walk the streets of MSW!!!

OMG LOL UR LYF IS SO INTERESTIN I WANT TO BE U PLZ PLZ PLZZZ

I absolutely abhor posts like this. Nobody cares about your boring school life or your shitty taste in music. Please stop bumping your own crappy topic.

Don't bother asking to write for us*

We're not one of those blogs that allows just anybody who asks to post.
We have standards.

Unless you're cool okay.

exahoe exahoe Snc

stupid things nubs do.

exhibit A:
haha darling, nice try. we have been here from the beginning. so trying to come and pretend you are some "old msw'r" who was friends with the grandparents of msw, is quite pathetic. give up the ruse, and be the normal nub you're meant to be. and, if, somehow, i am wrong and you were in msw quite a while ago, then you must have been like some of the people below, because i have no recollection of you, and i recall all people of any importance with great detail.

exhibit b:
What the hell is this? it is not very often that i am bewildered by really any stardoll occurence, but this is quite unorthodox. i clicked on this topic solely to get a screenshot of a pathetic nub trying to get passes from morons who fall for the ruse everytime, but i came upon these random lyrics instead. horrid lyrics... is this your way of getting attention? for what? i see no reason to draw attention to lyrics of any kind, especially this shit, if you have joined today.

exhibit c:

well, as i clicked on this pathetic topic, i knew it would be some plea for money for an imaginary cause that we are supposed to feel guilty about. this is a bit vague, don't you think dear? do you want us to buy that hideous object on your head from you, or what?  and no, no, no, i do NOT like your brilliantly phrased "spotty headband". child, it looks like some cruel person tied duct tape around your head and pasted on refridgerator magnets they stole from a preschool play kitchen. yes, yes it is an epic fail, i am not going to say "OH NO ITS GREAT I WILL BUY IT OMG OMG ME 2"



these are the few examples i have access to at the time, perhaps more later

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